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09.06.2025 02:01
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Do you think cheating is that bad?
Still no good
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
No go.
What would you change in Rings of Power?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts